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Captain Swine Flu
…………hey saw a funny pic had to share it…could it be Captain Swine Flu?

Captain Swine Flu
…ahhh The Piguman Flu!!
…….Once again being politically correct rears it’s head , you have a certain group of people saying please do not use the word “swine” in describing the latest flu epidemic, okay we should call it the “Mexican Flu” but wait that is racist, well then call it the Latin Flu…..well that is still kind of racist, so what do we call it?……..here are some suggestions
-The Border Flu…..no then the Canadians might get offended
-The Upper Central Latino Flu…..U.C.L.F for short ….no then U.C.L.A might get upset because it could hurt enrollment
-Obvious choice would be the Pig Flu……..no then Miss. Piggy would be pissed off
-The Pork Flu……can’t use that then the Pork Industry would really raise hell
-ahh here’s one …. The Piguman Flu!!…….it’s pig and human combined….we have a winner!!….who could that possibly offend??
actually in all seriousness if you have any questions just go to www.cdc.gov for all the proper information on this outbreak, and remember just by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you sneeze or cough helps out alot also.
written & posted by j.riggs 4-29-09

